(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.
But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

Damn I haven’t posted on tumblr in a long time, but I’m actually still alive. The goal is to post more on here but I don’t fucking know what’s gonna happen, we shall see. I don’t always look like a fairy, I was just pretending it was spring
You make me feel a little less tired.
You make me feel a little more safe.
You make me feel a little more celestial
You make me feel a little less nervous.
You make me feel a little less scared.
You make me feel a little more normal.
You make me feel a little less cold.
You make me feel a little more cuddly
You make me feel a little more in love
you make me feel a little more happy
If you date me, you’re dating my loud laugh. You’re dating my constant nervousness. You’re dating my happiness for little things like flowers or drawings of dogs. My 2 AM sadness. My once a month period pains. My overwhelming thoughts that make me panic. If you date me, you’re dating everything about me. And if you can’t deal with everything about me, don’t even bother.
It makes me sad that tigers would rather eat me then let me scratch their cheeks, rub their bellies, and provide them with giant cardboard boxes.
me: this bitch is ruining my life
friend: omg who??
me: it’s.. . me
13 year old me would be terrified and in awe of who i am now
13 year old me didn’t think we’d get this far
I’d fight 13 year old me
All 3 options are accurate
Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females.
I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance for me. Build me a fucking house. Impress me, you mediocre fucks.